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2 totally unrelated notes

Posted: 16 Sep 2018, 05:18
by Airspeed
Two ants were arguing whether Triumphs or Nortons were the best motorbikes.
It eventually came to blows.
I don't need to tell you who won the fight.

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Mrs Airspeed: "I need to get to the bottom of this kitchen today."
Me: "Just lie on the floor."