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At the pearly gates

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Stormy Daniels and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day. They both met with an angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven.
The angel said: "Unfortunately, there's only one space available in Heaven today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted.”
The angel asked Stormy if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Stormy took off her top and said: "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day for eternity.”
The angel thanked Stormy, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question.
The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushed it without saying a word.
The Angel immediately said: "Okay, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven.”
Stormy was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a lavatory and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?”
"Sorry, Stormy," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair, no matter how big they are."

(Or should the heading be about a Trump card?)

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Just realised who the loser was (Trump hint) :$

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Nice one !

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Nice one ! I think you mean nice pair Paul! :agree: EricT
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:lol: Good one :thumbsup:

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Tomliner wrote:
12 Oct 2018, 14:45
:lol: :lol: :lol: Nice one ! I think you mean nice pair Paul! :agree: EricT
Eric, I wear varifocals. There was a nice one, and a blurred one. ;)

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yea, A royal flush always TRUMPS a pair! :hide:

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