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Dev One
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Post by Dev One » 07 Nov 2018, 22:17

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"


WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"



HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."



WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "



HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."



WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)



HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)



WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"



HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house.."



WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"



HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"



WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"



HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."



WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"



HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."



WIFE: "Would you give her my jewellery?"


HUSBAND: "No, I’m sure she'd want her own."



WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?



HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."



WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?



HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."



WIFE: -- silence --


HUSBAND: "Oh Sh*t"


Keith :-O

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Re: Whoops

Post by FlyTexas » 07 Nov 2018, 22:21

:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbsup:

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Paul K
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Post by Paul K » 07 Nov 2018, 23:06

:lol: :lol: :lol: Very good, Keith. Wasn't expecting that one. :)
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Tomliner
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Post by Tomliner » 07 Nov 2018, 23:19

Brilliant.Hoist by his own petard eh? :lol: EricT
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Re: Whoops

Post by nigelb » 08 Nov 2018, 00:41

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Brilliant!

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Re: Whoops

Post by Filonian » 08 Nov 2018, 10:53

I'll send flowers



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