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Dev One
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Post by Dev One » 07 Nov 2018, 22:17

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house.."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewellery?"

HUSBAND: "No, I’m sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "Oh Sh*t"

Keith :-O

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Re: Whoops

Post by FlyTexas » 07 Nov 2018, 22:21

:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbsup:


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Paul K
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Re: Whoops

Post by Paul K » 07 Nov 2018, 23:06

:lol: :lol: :lol: Very good, Keith. Wasn't expecting that one. :)
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Re: Whoops

Post by Tomliner » 07 Nov 2018, 23:19

Brilliant.Hoist by his own petard eh? :lol: EricT
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Re: Whoops

Post by nigelb » 08 Nov 2018, 00:41

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



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Re: Whoops

Post by Filonian » 08 Nov 2018, 10:53

I'll send flowers

To me, "Drink responsibly" means don't spill it!!!

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