My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

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Nigel H-J
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My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Post by Nigel H-J » 29 Jun 2019, 16:39

Happened so quickly that I was unable to go and help her.

Story is that we were at Paignton Zoo on Friday before coming home after spending 4 days down at Exmouth, I was in one of the zoos' mobility scooters and waiting for her to return with the ice creams topped with a chocolate flake.


Then the assault on her took place, there was nothing she nor I or any-one else could do for the attack was literally out of nowhere, the mugger struck quickly and deftly then as soon as you could blink the friggin' seagull flew off with her chocolate flake in it's bleedin beak!! :rant:

Cannot identify the bugger as they all look the same!! :wall:

Still, I did share my flake with her!

PS, saw another mugging but this time the seagull got the lot from another lady, it appears that they only target either young children or females as easy pickings!!

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Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Post by Tomliner » 29 Jun 2019, 17:50

What a shame Nigel but I have to say that she must have been a bit GULLible walking around a seaside resort with an unprotected ice cream! :hide: EricT
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Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Post by PaulC » 29 Jun 2019, 20:46

She should have 'terned' her back to it...

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Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Post by simondix » 29 Jun 2019, 21:30

PaulC wrote:
29 Jun 2019, 20:46
She should have 'terned' her back to it...
That would have been a bit aukward
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Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Post by Paul K » 29 Jun 2019, 22:41

Look at the bright side - at least there was a mobility scooter available, which saved all that huffin and puffin.
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Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Post by 511Flyer » 30 Jun 2019, 09:24

The greedy Bustard! Did it Swallow it in one go?

;)

Nigel H-J
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Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Post by Nigel H-J » 30 Jun 2019, 14:13

You really crack me up with those replies!! :rofl:

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Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Post by FlyTexas » 30 Jun 2019, 16:17

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Post by simondix » 30 Jun 2019, 22:32

511Flyer wrote:
30 Jun 2019, 09:24
The greedy Bustard! Did it Swallow it in one go?

;)
Yes very swift it was. Then it went off and did some robin elsewhere.
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Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Post by Filonian » 01 Jul 2019, 07:53

Sorry tohear about the mugging Nigel.

You should have immediatelt sent for the flying squad.


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