My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

[delta_lima]

Hollywood should make a biopic. Steven Seagull would be a shoo-in.

Flock of Seagulls would do the sound track.

Yes, their sound has a familiar wing to it, I agree.

[nigelb]

This is getting a bit hard to Swallow!

Nigel²

[Tomliner]

So she had her ice cream halF INCHed then. (Cockney rhyming slang don’t you know.) I’m beginning to enjoy this. EricT

[Nigel H-J]

So she had her ice cream halF INCHed then. (Cockney rhyming slang don’t you know.) I’m beginning to enjoy this. EricT

I'm please to hear that Eric!!

OMG!! If any-one needed a bit of sympathy then this is certainly not the place to come!!

There were warning signs though but we did not heed them, the day before we went to Paignton Zoo we went over to Monkey World, sat outside and had a drink with a snack, there lurking at the next table and watching us closely was a black evil looking jackdaw you ever did see!!

Fortunately he did not have the balls as that flamin' seagull had but still stayed there watching and waiting, reminded me of the film by Alfred Hitchcock...............The Birds!!



Regards
Nigel.

[Tomliner]

Mrs H-J while visiting the zoo
Said ‘Nigel I know what you can do
I’d love an ice cream
It would be a real dream’
But she found that seagulls are fond of them too

I wonder if there’s a vacancy for a new poet laureate? EricT

[PaulC]

This yolk is getting too long.....

[511Flyer]

Where did it Flamin go?

[delta_lima]

This yolk is getting too long.....

And birdensome.

[Nigel H-J]

All I can say is that I hope that seagull found the flake hard to swallow!!

Some-one already put that in!!

Nigel.

[Kevin Farnell]

Such a shame that your wife wasn't able to duck out of the way.

Kevin