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My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Posted: 29 Jun 2019, 16:39
by Nigel H-J
Happened so quickly that I was unable to go and help her.

Story is that we were at Paignton Zoo on Friday before coming home after spending 4 days down at Exmouth, I was in one of the zoos' mobility scooters and waiting for her to return with the ice creams topped with a chocolate flake.


Then the assault on her took place, there was nothing she nor I or any-one else could do for the attack was literally out of nowhere, the mugger struck quickly and deftly then as soon as you could blink the friggin' seagull flew off with her chocolate flake in it's bleedin beak!! :rant:

Cannot identify the bugger as they all look the same!! :wall:

Still, I did share my flake with her!

PS, saw another mugging but this time the seagull got the lot from another lady, it appears that they only target either young children or females as easy pickings!!

Regards
Nigel.

Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Posted: 29 Jun 2019, 17:50
by Tomliner
What a shame Nigel but I have to say that she must have been a bit GULLible walking around a seaside resort with an unprotected ice cream! :hide: EricT

Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Posted: 29 Jun 2019, 20:46
by PaulC
She should have 'terned' her back to it...

Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Posted: 29 Jun 2019, 21:30
by simondix
PaulC wrote:
29 Jun 2019, 20:46
She should have 'terned' her back to it...
That would have been a bit aukward

Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Posted: 29 Jun 2019, 22:41
by Paul K
Look at the bright side - at least there was a mobility scooter available, which saved all that huffin and puffin.

Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Posted: 30 Jun 2019, 09:24
by 511Flyer
The greedy Bustard! Did it Swallow it in one go?

;)

Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Posted: 30 Jun 2019, 14:13
by Nigel H-J
You really crack me up with those replies!! :rofl:

Regards
Nigel.

Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Posted: 30 Jun 2019, 16:17
by FlyTexas
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Brian

Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Posted: 30 Jun 2019, 22:32
by simondix
511Flyer wrote:
30 Jun 2019, 09:24
The greedy Bustard! Did it Swallow it in one go?

;)
Yes very swift it was. Then it went off and did some robin elsewhere.

Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Posted: 01 Jul 2019, 07:53
by Filonian
Sorry tohear about the mugging Nigel.

You should have immediatelt sent for the flying squad.


Graham