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Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Posted: 22 Jul 2019, 22:32
by simondix
The offender didn't get legal aid either. After the case its lawyers went away to razorbill.

Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Posted: 23 Jul 2019, 02:17
by GHD
simondix wrote:
22 Jul 2019, 22:32
The offender didn't get legal aid either. After the case its lawyers went away to razorbill.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Posted: 24 Jul 2019, 20:30
by 511Flyer
There's a chick in the post.

8)

Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Posted: 25 Jul 2019, 08:18
by simondix
I think I am going to have to copy all these jokes and keep them in an albumen.

Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Posted: 25 Jul 2019, 17:23
by blanston12
simondix wrote:
22 Jul 2019, 22:32
The offender didn't get legal aid either. After the case its lawyers went away to razorbill.
They will be jail birds soon enough.

Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Posted: 27 Jul 2019, 15:30
by Paul K
After 13 pages, I think I'll duck out of this thread, but the following might be of interest to the H-Js:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49096417

;)

Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Posted: 28 Jul 2019, 08:05
by simondix
I saw some gulls mobbing a sleeping cat once. Then I saw they were Kittiwakes.

Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Posted: 28 Jul 2019, 13:03
by Nigel H-J
:doh:

Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Posted: 30 Jul 2019, 09:00
by 511Flyer
Have you all gone to roost?

Don't leave it on the unlucky thirteen.

:poke:

Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Posted: 30 Jul 2019, 23:01
by simondix
I held back because I thought if we put more puns on Nigel's wife might take out a grebeance.