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Airspeed
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Home help

Post by Airspeed » 28 Jul 2019, 09:55

Mrs Airspeed asked me to do some sliced eggs to go in a salad.
I tried many times, using a very sharp knife, but the albumen and yolk went everywhere.

btw, last night I was told by spamhaus or someone similar, that I was blacklisted, and not allowed to post.
Naturally I ignored them.

paulsl
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Re: Home help

Post by paulsl » 28 Jul 2019, 10:16

Why wouldn't they blacklist a hard boiled criminal?


Oh no, I feel another 13 page thread coming on.......
It's not a 'bird', it's an aeroplane or an aircraft :rant:

Tomliner
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Re: Home help

Post by Tomliner » 28 Jul 2019, 10:52

I think he’s telling porkies or perhaps yolking! EricT :)
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Molyned
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Re: Home help

Post by Molyned » 28 Jul 2019, 13:02

...Eggsactly :hide:
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Nigel H-J
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Re: Home help

Post by Nigel H-J » 28 Jul 2019, 13:02

Oh no, I feel another 13 page thread coming on.......

This thread will lettuce at least try! :doh:

Nigel.
I used to be an optimist but with age I am now a grumpy old pessimist.

Tako_Kichi
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Re: Home help

Post by Tako_Kichi » 28 Jul 2019, 15:26

Well I certainly didn't eggspect that when I saw the thread title!
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Re: Home help

Post by Tomliner » 28 Jul 2019, 16:02

It’s a cracking story though! :agree: EricT
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airboatr
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Re: Home help

Post by airboatr » 28 Jul 2019, 16:11

I think someone needs their head eggsamined.

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nigelb
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Re: Home help

Post by nigelb » 28 Jul 2019, 22:05

Yep, another page after page posts of puns. Stop egging us on!

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Re: Home help

Post by simondix » 28 Jul 2019, 22:58

I think we should shellve this post.
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