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Home help

Posted: 28 Jul 2019, 09:55
by Airspeed
Mrs Airspeed asked me to do some sliced eggs to go in a salad.
I tried many times, using a very sharp knife, but the albumen and yolk went everywhere.

btw, last night I was told by spamhaus or someone similar, that I was blacklisted, and not allowed to post.
Naturally I ignored them.

Re: Home help

Posted: 28 Jul 2019, 10:16
by paulsl
Why wouldn't they blacklist a hard boiled criminal?


Oh no, I feel another 13 page thread coming on.......

Re: Home help

Posted: 28 Jul 2019, 10:52
by Tomliner
I think he’s telling porkies or perhaps yolking! EricT :)

Re: Home help

Posted: 28 Jul 2019, 13:02
by Molyned
...Eggsactly :hide:
Cheers
Dave M(oly)

Re: Home help

Posted: 28 Jul 2019, 13:02
by Nigel H-J
Oh no, I feel another 13 page thread coming on.......

This thread will lettuce at least try! :doh:

Nigel.

Re: Home help

Posted: 28 Jul 2019, 15:26
by Tako_Kichi
Well I certainly didn't eggspect that when I saw the thread title!

Re: Home help

Posted: 28 Jul 2019, 16:02
by Tomliner
It’s a cracking story though! :agree: EricT

Re: Home help

Posted: 28 Jul 2019, 16:11
by airboatr
I think someone needs their head eggsamined.

:wasntme:

Re: Home help

Posted: 28 Jul 2019, 22:05
by nigelb
Yep, another page after page posts of puns. Stop egging us on!

Nigel²

Re: Home help

Posted: 28 Jul 2019, 22:58
by simondix
I think we should shellve this post.