Golf Balls
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Golf Balls
A man got on a bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many glances from her, he said, “It’s golf balls.” The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said. After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, “Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?”
EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
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Nice! And I actually do have ‘tennis elbow’ at the moment.
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Was that the same Blond who got stuck in a hotel room and couldn't get out?
There were only three doors, one led to the closet, one led to the bathroom and the other had a sign on it saying "Do Not Disturb"
There were only three doors, one led to the closet, one led to the bathroom and the other had a sign on it saying "Do Not Disturb"
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As our history teacher used to say: "Oh my giddy aunt!"
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For the blonde and For the joke!!
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Nigel.
Regards
Nigel.
I used to be an optimist but with age I am now a grumpy old pessimist.