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A man got on a bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many glances from her, he said, “It’s golf balls.” The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said. After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, “Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?”
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:lol:
I love blondes

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Nice! And I actually do have ‘tennis elbow’ at the moment.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Was that the same Blond who got stuck in a hotel room and couldn't get out?

There were only three doors, one led to the closet, one led to the bathroom and the other had a sign on it saying "Do Not Disturb"
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:doh: For the blonde and :lol: :lol: For the joke!!

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