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Paddy at the Bakery

Post by FlyTexas » 08 Aug 2019, 06:38

Food inspector in a bakery catches Paddy using his false teeth to do the design on the edge of apple pies.
She roars "Have you not got a tool?"
"Yes," replies Paddy. "But I use that for the doughnuts."

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Re: Paddy at the Bakery

Post by Airspeed » 08 Aug 2019, 08:53

:lol: :lol:

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Re: Paddy at the Bakery

Post by Paul K » 08 Aug 2019, 09:50

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Pip Pip ! :)

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Re: Paddy at the Bakery

Post by Nigel H-J » 08 Aug 2019, 14:39

:rofl: :rofl:
I used to be an optimist but with age I am now a grumpy old pessimist.

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Re: Paddy at the Bakery

Post by 511Flyer » 08 Aug 2019, 19:13

Paddy's brother Sean went into the greengrocers and asked for 5lbs of potatoes. The greengrocer replied, " they're called Kilos now sir" "That's OK" said Sean, "give me 5lbs of Kilos"

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Re: Paddy at the Bakery

Post by FlyTexas » 08 Aug 2019, 22:10

:lol: :lol: I never knew Paddy had a brother. ;)

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Re: Paddy at the Bakery

Post by Tako_Kichi » 09 Aug 2019, 16:45

FlyTexas wrote:
08 Aug 2019, 22:10
:lol: :lol: I never knew Paddy had a brother. ;)
Oh fer sure he had several, another one's name is Murphy don't ya know!

He's got a cousin by the name of Mick too.
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Re: Paddy at the Bakery

Post by Tomliner » 09 Aug 2019, 17:00

And don’t forget Patrick and Declan. :) EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!

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Re: Paddy at the Bakery

Post by FlyTexas » 10 Aug 2019, 09:18

Tako_Kichi wrote:
09 Aug 2019, 16:45
FlyTexas wrote:
08 Aug 2019, 22:10
:lol: :lol: I never knew Paddy had a brother. ;)
Oh fer sure he had several, another one's name is Murphy don't ya know!

He's got a cousin by the name of Mick too.
I never knew they were related. :lol: :lol:

Brian

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