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Paddy at the Bakery
Posted: 08 Aug 2019, 06:38
by FlyTexas
Food inspector in a bakery catches Paddy using his false teeth to do the design on the edge of apple pies.
She roars "Have you not got a tool?"
"Yes," replies Paddy. "But I use that for the doughnuts."
Brian
Re: Paddy at the Bakery
Posted: 08 Aug 2019, 08:53
by Airspeed
Re: Paddy at the Bakery
Posted: 08 Aug 2019, 09:50
by Paul K
Re: Paddy at the Bakery
Posted: 08 Aug 2019, 14:39
by Nigel H-J
Re: Paddy at the Bakery
Posted: 08 Aug 2019, 19:13
by 511Flyer
Paddy's brother Sean went into the greengrocers and asked for 5lbs of potatoes. The greengrocer replied, " they're called Kilos now sir" "That's OK" said Sean, "give me 5lbs of Kilos"
Re: Paddy at the Bakery
Posted: 08 Aug 2019, 22:10
by FlyTexas
I never knew Paddy had a brother.
Brian
Re: Paddy at the Bakery
Posted: 09 Aug 2019, 16:45
by Tako_Kichi
FlyTexas wrote: ↑08 Aug 2019, 22:10
I never knew Paddy had a brother.
Oh fer sure he had several, another one's name is Murphy don't ya know!
He's got a cousin by the name of Mick too.
Re: Paddy at the Bakery
Posted: 09 Aug 2019, 17:00
by Tomliner
And don’t forget Patrick and Declan.
EricT
Re: Paddy at the Bakery
Posted: 10 Aug 2019, 09:18
by FlyTexas
Tako_Kichi wrote: ↑09 Aug 2019, 16:45
FlyTexas wrote: ↑08 Aug 2019, 22:10
I never knew Paddy had a brother.
Oh fer sure he had several, another one's name is Murphy don't ya know!
He's got a cousin by the name of Mick too.
I never knew they were related.
Brian
