The Kiss
Posted: 19 Aug 2019, 14:46
Apologies if this has been posted before.
Viking MC Ireland bikers were riding over Youghal bridge when they saw a girl about to jump off. So they stopped. Tommy, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the Garda who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby....what are you doin' up there on that railing?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!" While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," Tommy also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, sweety...why don't you give ole Tommy here your best last kiss?" So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even longer and deeper one. After they breathlessly finished, Tommy gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the Garda, and then says... "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting babe. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing like a girl." It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed?? #VikingMC
EricT
Viking MC Ireland bikers were riding over Youghal bridge when they saw a girl about to jump off. So they stopped. Tommy, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the Garda who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby....what are you doin' up there on that railing?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!" While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," Tommy also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, sweety...why don't you give ole Tommy here your best last kiss?" So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even longer and deeper one. After they breathlessly finished, Tommy gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the Garda, and then says... "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting babe. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing like a girl." It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed?? #VikingMC
EricT
