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Google Search

Posted: 31 Aug 2019, 08:20
by paulsl
Been a bit quiet here so I thought I'd throw this in. Apparently a very popular search on Google is..

how to turn off autocorrect on wife

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Re: Google Search

Posted: 31 Aug 2019, 08:30
by FlyTexas
A simple fix for that...purchase Wife 2.0. :hide: ;)

Brian

Re: Google Search

Posted: 31 Aug 2019, 10:22
by Tomliner
Or maybe dump wife and rent another unit on very short lease as and when required? *-) EricT

Re: Google Search

Posted: 31 Aug 2019, 16:04
by 511Flyer
When my wife gets to 80 years old, I'm trading her in for two 40 year olds.

Maybe not such a good idea? :dunno:

Re: Google Search

Posted: 01 Sep 2019, 08:56
by Airspeed
511Flyer wrote:
31 Aug 2019, 16:04
When my wife gets to 80 years old, I'm trading her in for two 40 year olds.

Maybe not such a good idea? :dunno:
You want it in STEREO!? :doh:

Re: Google Search

Posted: 01 Sep 2019, 22:59
by simondix
Airspeed wrote:
01 Sep 2019, 08:56
511Flyer wrote:
31 Aug 2019, 16:04
When my wife gets to 80 years old, I'm trading her in for two 40 year olds.

Maybe not such a good idea? :dunno:
You want it in STEREO!? :doh:
One's to hold him down if he doesn't like the other one.

Re: Google Search

Posted: 04 Sep 2019, 06:38
by blanston12
Installing Wife 2.0
Dear Tech Support:

Last summer I upgraded from Girlfriend 7'.0 to Wife 2.0. I soon noticed
that the new program began unexpected cash flow processing that took
up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 2.0 installed'
itself into all other programs I run and now monitors all other system.
activity. Applications such as Poker Night 5.5, Football 7.0, Hunting and
Fishing 9.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run ... in fact, my system crashes
whenever I try to run these.

I can't seem to keep Wife 2.0 running in the background while attempting
to run my favorite applications. I've considered going back to Girlfriend
7.0, but the uninstall utility for Wife 2.0 is very expensive! Please help!

Thanks,

A Troubled User ... (KEEP READING ..... )

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 2.0, thinking that it is just a
Utilities and Entertainment program. But Wife 2.0 is actually a lot like it's
predecessor Wife 1.0 .... it is an entirely different OPERATING SYSTEM
and it is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also VERY
difficult to delete Wife 2.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. In fact, it is
almost impossible to uninstall this program, or to purge the program files
from the system once it is installed. .

We strongly suggest you not go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 2.0 is
designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 2.0 manual under Warnings--
-Failure to make good use of this program after uninstalling a faulty Wife
1.0 may indicate a user-operator error or deficiency. I suggest instead
that you install the companion program to Wife 2.0, "Yes Dear" to
augment your use of the Wife 2.0 software.

You also might try entering the APOLOGIZE command because
ultimately you will have to invoke the APOLOGIZE command anyway
before the system will return to normal. Failure to use these commands can cause
the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the
only way to improve the performance of Wife 2.0 is to purchase additional
software such as Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds S.O!

Best of luck,

Tech Support

Re: Google Search

Posted: 04 Sep 2019, 07:51
by Airspeed
:-O

Re: Google Search

Posted: 04 Sep 2019, 12:43
by FlyTexas
FlyTexas wrote:
31 Aug 2019, 08:30
A simple fix for that...purchase Wife 2.0. :hide: ;)

Brian
Forget what I said. :doh:

Brian

Re: Google Search

Posted: 04 Sep 2019, 19:15
by 511Flyer
Held down by a 40 year old woman?

I'm not going to try to get away.

:thumbsup: