Well done, sir. My funeral prank would be to have a paid female model show up for my service dressed in a slinky black dress and veil. Right before the service would begin she'd walk down the aisle of the church, place a single red rose on my coffin, turn, dab her eyes with her black lace handkerchief, and walk out the door without saying a word. The look on Mrs. FlyTexas' face would be priceless. Too bad I wouldn't be there to see it.