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Getting the last word.

Posted: 14 Oct 2019, 22:03
by airboatr

Re: Getting the last word.

Posted: 14 Oct 2019, 23:06
by FlyTexas
:lol: :lol: Well done, sir. :thumbsup: My funeral prank would be to have a paid female model show up for my service dressed in a slinky black dress and veil. Right before the service would begin she'd walk down the aisle of the church, place a single red rose on my coffin, turn, dab her eyes with her black lace handkerchief, and walk out the door without saying a word. The look on Mrs. FlyTexas' face would be priceless. :lol: :lol: Too bad I wouldn't be there to see it. :doh:

Brian

Re: Getting the last word.

Posted: 15 Oct 2019, 00:11
by nigelb
Brian, I imagine your funeral would be the only time you could pull off a prank like that without being killed by SWMBO!

Nigel²

Re: Getting the last word.

Posted: 15 Oct 2019, 07:55
by Tomliner
And what type of inconspicuous body armour would you suggest for your female model to wear under her slinky black dress Brian? *-) :wasntme: EricT

Re: Getting the last word.

Posted: 15 Oct 2019, 15:18
by FlyTexas
Tomliner wrote: 15 Oct 2019, 07:55 And what type of inconspicuous body armour would you suggest for your female model to wear under her slinky black dress Brian? *-) :wasntme: EricT
I think her youth will allow her to outrun Mrs. FlyTexas. :lol:

Brian