The Accidental Worlds Tallest Crane

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The Accidental Worlds Tallest Crane

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...or Mick and Paddy strike again.

The skyscraper was the tallest in the area and they'd used a very tall crane to build it. Now the job was done everyone was delighted with the result congratulating Mick and Paddy on a great job.

When all the backslapping was done Mick said to Paddy how we gonna get that crane down then? It's a bit tall said Paddy, we're gonna need another, bigger, crane! Righto said Mick and off he went. Bigger crane duly delivered and erected and down came the original crane.

Cracking job said Paddy. Thanks said Mick but there's just one problem, we've still got a bl**dy great crane! Bu@@er said Paddy. Paddy looked up, straining his neck a bit, I know he said we'll get another, bigger, crane! Righto said Mick and off he went...

And that's how Mick and Paddy accidentally built the worlds tallest crane. :hide:

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:doh:


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:lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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After that job, they went on to erecting Telephone poles. The Gaffer gave them instructions. " Just dig a hole put the pole in, and backfill the hole"

At the end of the day the gaffer returned. "How many have you erected?" "Three" they replied. "Beejaysus" said the Gaffer, "Seamus and Murphy have managed twelve."

"Aha" said Mick, " but look how much they've left sticking out of the ground"

:doh:

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