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Re: The Book Store

Posted: 08 Nov 2019, 10:29
by airboatr
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Sum Ting Wrong.

Re: The Book Store

Posted: 08 Nov 2019, 13:07
by Paul K
It's usually about this time that someone posts that picture of Benny Hill.

Re: The Book Store

Posted: 08 Nov 2019, 15:03
by Tomliner
Must check if they have a copy of ‘Sewage Processing And Recycling’ by Won Long Pong :hide: EricT

Re: The Book Store

Posted: 08 Nov 2019, 15:56
by Nigel H-J
It's usually about this time that someone posts that picture of Benny Hill.
:hide:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy88Sxxce_4

Nigel.

Re: The Book Store

Posted: 08 Nov 2019, 17:28
by Swanoir
An old one but I think relevant to this thread:

There are so many Wings and Wongs in the Chinese phone book, you keep winging the wong number!

I'll get my coat :hide:

Re: The Book Store

Posted: 09 Nov 2019, 08:56
by simondix
PeteP wrote:
08 Nov 2019, 08:44
Oh, dear! These puns are making me feel ill - a glass of Freshwater please!
P.
None left the Cowes have drunk it all.

Re: The Book Store

Posted: 09 Nov 2019, 09:29
by PeteP
Damn! Oh well, Simon, I suppose I'll have to drink that bottle of Newport instead - provided that well known bunch of pirates, the Blackgang, haven't half-inched it.
Pete

Re: The Book Store

Posted: 09 Nov 2019, 16:07
by FlyTexas
Paul K wrote:
08 Nov 2019, 13:07
It's usually about this time that someone posts that picture of Benny Hill.
Who would do such a thing? 0:)
Image

Brian

Re: The Book Store

Posted: 09 Nov 2019, 23:36
by simondix
PeteP wrote:
09 Nov 2019, 09:29
Damn! Oh well, Simon, I suppose I'll have to drink that bottle of Newport instead - provided that well known bunch of pirates, the Blackgang, haven't half-inched it.
Pete
Make sure you dring it out of a mug made with Aluminium

Re: The Book Store

Posted: 10 Nov 2019, 08:38
by PeteP
Nice one, Simon but I have to confess it took me 3 attempts before I spotted the pun! Silly me but I'll neither vent nor laugh at my own slowness. Did you ever go to the chine and push coloured sand down into one of those glass lighthouses? I think I may still have one somewhere.

Pete

PS we seem to be the only ones playing. Perhaps we're the only ones who have heard of the IoW - I don't think the others on this forum get out much! :poke: :lol: :lol: :lol: