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The Shrink

Posted: 24 Mar 2020, 16:07
by Tomliner
A soldier was having a psychiatric test before being discharged
The shrink asked “What would happen if I cut off one of your ears?”
The soldier replied “It would be hard to hear”
“Good” said the shrink.”And if I cut off your other ear”?
“I wouldn’t be able to see” said the soldier
“That’s very interesting. Why do you say that?”
“Because my cap would fall over my eyes”
:wasntme: EricT. Yes I know it’s an old one.

Re: The Shrink

Posted: 24 Mar 2020, 18:36
by Paul K
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: The Shrink

Posted: 25 Mar 2020, 02:14
by Airspeed
:lol: :lol:
...and there was me, thinking his glasses would fall off.

Re: The Shrink

Posted: 25 Mar 2020, 08:46
by Filonian
:lol: :lol: :lol: :agree: :doh:


Graham

Re: The Shrink

Posted: 26 Mar 2020, 04:50
by nigelb
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Nigel²