Girding your loins, a few tips.

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Girding your loins, a few tips.

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Preparation of Girding Iron after prolonged storage.
Do not commence this task without a well-nuxted grinter lamp; this will avoid a lot of merjouning and flaxilation later on.
Lubricate the fadding bar with a little chastised horswimple grease, available for a few pence from your local crowswindler's. Unfortunately, ours is temporarily closed due to a fire in the turking yard.
Using the blunt end of an old nipplegrater, nudge the panwheel tight against the truculent washer.
Mind that you do not catch your fingers on the serrated edge of the tyneside strap
Buff with exacerbated transgression oil, and your girding iron is ready to use.

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Not quite sure what you’re talking about Mike. But I know a man who could put it into song. :agree: EricT

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I could't have put it better myself Mike. :rock:
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I'm reminded of Professor Stanley Unwin's Worms of Wisdy.

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Thanks Gentlemen. ;)
Eric: Oh, aar, very amusing. :agree:

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I actually have a book of 'Round the Horne' scripts and in the back is the Rambling Syd Rumpo Song book
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