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Military Orders

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Ok, the latest advice for the services during the corona outbreak:

RAF: if deployed use your immediate action drills, firstly check the tog rating on your duvet in the hotel and use your issued fluff- o meter to check the pillow fluffiness. If either of these are below regulation then speak to the hotel manager immediately.

NAVY: Hot bunking - the practice of hot bunking should continue but must be restricted to one person per bed at a time, it doesn’t matter if it helps with hypothermia, stop spooning on board oh and put your pants back on!!

ARMY: Now this going to be difficult but you really need to start washing, just a couple of times a week to start with and build it up from there. DO NOT go full wash every day immediately as your immune system won’t be used to it and you’ll get the sh*ts.
Be careful out there troops



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Why do they call solders Pongos?

Because everywhere they go, the pong goes!!

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Also called Brown Jobs. I wonder if the two are connected? :hide:

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Why is it that the RAF always wash their hands after going to the er um bog and Army guy just don't?

Because the first thing Army recruits are taught is "Do not to p*ss on yer fingers!" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Speaking as an ex Brown Job - you're allowed to piss on your fingers if they're frozen to the SMG you've just taken through the close quarter course. In Northumberland. In January. The thing is how to undo the flies. :wasntme:
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