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Tomliner
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A pretty young wife decided to surprise her husband by having a tattoo on the cheeks of her @rse.
“He calls me his little butterfly so I’d like a butterfly on each cheek” she told the tattooist who looked at her
pert bum and told her it would need three or four visits
but if she wanted it done quickly he could tattoo a “B” on each cheek.
Though disappointed she agreed.
That night she told her husband “I’ve got a surprise for you”
So she undressed, turned round and bent over.
“And who the hell is BoB?” he said.
:) EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Took me a minute. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yea, took a while for the penny to drop!

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Post by Airspeed »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
First thought was of Bob Brown, the ex leader of the Greens in Australia. :agree:

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