Here’s Little Johnny!

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Tomliner
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Here’s Little Johnny!

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In the English class at school the teacher asked the children
for an example of the word “contagious”. At first there was no
response until little Johnny put his hand up. With some apprehension
the teacher said “Yes Johnny?”
“ Please miss last weekend a big truck full of turnips
nearly ran my dad’s car off the road. At the
next bend all the turnips fell of and dad said it’d take
that contagious to pick them all up again”
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Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!

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Post by Airspeed »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Well, I'm glad there was no swearing in that one!

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Hahahahaha :lol: very good!

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Nigel H-J
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
I used to be an optimist but with age I am now a grumpy old pessimist.

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Post by spot »

I got there in the end. Took a while I must be slow this morning :poke:
Low and slow, the way to go ;)

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