Giuseppe excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Mama, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house, sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while He then says, "Okay, Mama, guess which one am I going to marry?"
Mama says immediately, "The one on the right."
"That's amazing, Mama. You're right. How did you know?"
Mama replies: "I don't like her."
EricT
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Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
Re: Italian Mama
How true is that!!
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Nigel.
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Nigel.
I used to be an optimist but with age I am now a grumpy old pessimist.
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Re: Italian Mama
Worldwide, rather than Italian, I would have thought.
Re: Italian Mama
I don't think any of us were good enough for our mother-in-laws.
I know mine said that she would give the marriage a year. We celebrate 60 years on 11th June, and she's not here to see it.
I know mine said that she would give the marriage a year. We celebrate 60 years on 11th June, and she's not here to see it.
Re: Italian Mama
We were given 6 months, 44 years later still trucking. Catholic/Protestant thing and old school Glaswegian parents. People not from there would not probably understand.
Alex
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I do very brave.
Simon
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