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chrispbits
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Re: It has Happened!!

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God: Let there be light!

Man: What kind of light?

God: What do you mean what kind of light? Light is light innit?

Man: Well depends dunnit. What temperature of light you talking about when you said let there be light?

God: What do you mean what temperature? It's pretty cold up here but I imagine it's a bit warmer down there. Or at least sometimes it is - depends on what mood I'm in.

Man: Well, is it a cool white, a warm white or what?

God: I give up. Sod the light!

And so man spent many, many years in darkness...

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Kevin Farnell wrote:
18 Jul 2020, 05:31
airboatr wrote:
18 Jul 2020, 01:40
Scientifically speaking... white is the presence of all colors and black is the absence of color.

Uh ohh.

:lol:
That applies to light, but when mixing paint, dyes or pigments the rule is reversed.

Kevin
I wonder. Is colour mixing a pigment of your imagination?


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Re: It has Happened!!

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chrispbits wrote:
18 Jul 2020, 10:41
God: Let there be light!

Man: What kind of light?

God: What do you mean what kind of light? Light is light innit?

Man: Well depends dunnit. What temperature of light you talking about when you said let there be light?

God: What do you mean what temperature? It's pretty cold up here but I imagine it's a bit warmer down there. Or at least sometimes it is - depends on what mood I'm in.

Man: Well, is it a cool white, a warm white or what?

God: I give up. Sod the light!

And so man spent many, many years in darkness...



That must be why I'm an electrician

Look at what I can do to a non working luminaire.

https://youtu.be/zWKWzczq3jc

B)smk

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Re: It has Happened!!

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Filonian wrote:
18 Jul 2020, 11:02

I wonder. Is colour mixing a pigment of your imagination?


Graham

:thumbsup:
:lol:

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