Murphy in the Pub

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FlyTexas
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Murphy in the Pub

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Murphy was standing at the bar in his local pub in Ireland when this small Chinese guy came in, stood next to him and started drinking a beer.

Murphy asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?”

The man said, “No, why you ask me that?” Is it because I am Chinese?”

“No”, Murphy said, “It’s because you’re drinking my beer”.

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:rofl: :rofl:
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Perfectly logical to me :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Murphy in the Pub

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Murphy:- A pint of bitter please'

Barman:- Whitbread?

Murphy:- Yes please. Two slices.
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