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Murphy in the Pub

Posted: 07 Oct 2020, 21:50
by FlyTexas
Murphy was standing at the bar in his local pub in Ireland when this small Chinese guy came in, stood next to him and started drinking a beer.

Murphy asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?”

The man said, “No, why you ask me that?” Is it because I am Chinese?”

“No”, Murphy said, “It’s because you’re drinking my beer”.

Brian :doh:

Re: Murphy in the Pub

Posted: 08 Oct 2020, 02:32
by Airspeed
:rofl: :rofl:

Re: Murphy in the Pub

Posted: 08 Oct 2020, 07:10
by Filonian
Perfectly logical to me :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Graham

Re: Murphy in the Pub

Posted: 08 Oct 2020, 12:18
by Nigel H-J
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Murphy in the Pub

Posted: 08 Oct 2020, 22:43
by nigelb
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Nigel²

Re: Murphy in the Pub

Posted: 13 Oct 2020, 19:31
by 511Flyer
Murphy:- A pint of bitter please'

Barman:- Whitbread?

Murphy:- Yes please. Two slices.