A very holy joke!

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Filonian
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A very holy joke!

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Pastor's Business Card

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10..'

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke into gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.' Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.'

Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?
They still are! 'A cheerful heart is good medicine' (Prov. 17:22)



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Re: A very holy joke!

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Forwarding this one to Mrs. Fly Texas. :thumbsup:

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Re: A very holy joke!

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Very good - I feel all pious now. ;)
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Re: A very holy joke!

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Nice to see the world's oldest and biggest joke book is still dishing out the laughs!
:agree: :lol:
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Re: A very holy joke!

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This one deserves a standing ovation, sir! :welldone: :welldone: :welldone: :welldone: :welldone:
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