A Smile or two...

[Dev One]

Don't let them take your temperature on your forehead as you enter the supermarket because it erases your memory.
I went for macaroni and cheese and came home with two cases of Beer!!!


It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub It's a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house - The difference is staggering!!!


MY MIND IS LIKE MY INTERNET BROWSER. 19 tabs open, 3 of them are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from........

People who wonder whether their glass is half empty or half full are missing the point. The glass is refillable.

I got myself a seniors' GPS....Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it tells me why I wanted to go there.

& lastly......

I don't always go the extra mile, but when I do it's because I've missed my exit.

Hope it brings a smile or two, we need some.
Keith

[Airspeed]

Thanks Keith, some beauties in there!

[FlyTexas]

Thanks for the smiles (and laughs) Keith.

Brian

[Buggyman]

'A smile a day keeps the woes at bay'

I have no idea if that is a quote from some worldly person, but it's good enough for me

Allan

[spot]

Certainly gave me and the boss a chuckle.

Brian

[Paul K]

Thanks Keith.

[nigelb]

Splendid Keith! Love that senior GPS idea!

Nigel²