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The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

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I've finally told my suitcases there will be no holiday this year. Now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage.

If you're not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?

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There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
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More than one did it for me - well done
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Brilliant George, gave me a chuckle 👍
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Thank you George :thumbsup:

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:lol: :lol: Quite a few good ones there,
thanks George


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I loved those. Very good. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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