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Food Of Love?

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She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all, right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg time’s broken."
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Would that be soft boiled or hard boiled?

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Both of you.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Would've been more fun for him if she was cooking a roast in the crockpot. *-)

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FlyTexas wrote:
13 Sep 2021, 23:43
:lol: :lol: :lol: Would've been more fun for him if she was cooking a roast in the crockpot. *-)

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Only then, she would have asked him to mend the leaky tap.

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Airspeed wrote:
14 Sep 2021, 01:55
FlyTexas wrote:
13 Sep 2021, 23:43
:lol: :lol: :lol: Would've been more fun for him if she was cooking a roast in the crockpot. *-)

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Only then, she would have asked him to mend the leaky tap.
True. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I won't ask whether she likes pork in cider. ;)

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511Flyer wrote:
13 Sep 2021, 19:59
Would that be soft boiled or hard boiled?

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Whoops, refer line 1.
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Paul K wrote:
14 Sep 2021, 12:01
I won't ask whether she likes pork in cider. ;)
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