** SUNDAY 30th APRIL at 1200HRS (BST) ** RECORD ATTEMPT HERE

Jetset · Post by **Jetset** » 27 Apr 2006, 22:05

I would do it if we could dig up Norris Mcwerter (excuse the spelling). He could verify it. Then the late great Roy Castle could give us a rendition of dedication on his trumpet. O how the hours would fly by!

VEGAS · Post by **VEGAS** » 27 Apr 2006, 22:09

Jetset wrote:I would do it if we could dig up Norris Mcwerter

Might not be very pleasant mate, he died some time ago..

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainmen ... 643039.stm

Although the lovely (still to this day) Cheryl Baker could assist if she liked... oh Buck Fizz flashback moment! :madhead:

Jetset · Post by **Jetset** » 27 Apr 2006, 22:12

A bit of blusher and shot of collogen, he will be fine. Remember, dedication, dedication that's what you need.......

VEGAS · Post by **VEGAS** » 27 Apr 2006, 22:14

17 users on-line now! only another 83 to go! come on..

Sadly I feel the dream may be a non-starter :sad:

Jetset · Post by **Jetset** » 27 Apr 2006, 22:16

Come on Vegas, you obviously haven't read the words of the song!

Do I really need to sing it again? :tuttut:

VEGAS · Post by **VEGAS** » 27 Apr 2006, 22:19

Jetset wrote:Come on Vegas, you obviously haven't read the words of the song!

Do I really need to sing it again? :tuttut:

DO I REMEMBER THE WORDS? DO I REMEMBER THE WORDS?

Man I grew up with Roy & Norris

try these

Record Breaker,
If you're the tallest, the smallest,
If you're the fattest, the thinest, if you always win it,
Your the fastest, the slowest, if you really go,
Then you're a record breaker, a record maker,
You're a record breaker.

If you're the best, the worst, longest immersed,
If you're the base, the ace, furthest in space,
If you can score, more, that a herbivore,
Then you're a record breaker, you're a record maker,
You're a record breaker.

If you can fly like a bird,
If you can play the highest note, ever heard,
If you could swim the Atlantic,
Then the records, mmm, they would go frantic.

If you're the rarest, the fairest, grown the longest hair,
If you're oldest, the boldest, got the most gold,
If you're the newest, the fewest, largest tattoo,
Then you're a record breaker, you're a record maker,
You're a record breaker.

If you could lift, twenty tonnes,
If you could score, ninety-nine thousand runs,
The whole sporting world, would applaud it,
The McWhirters, mmm, they would record it.

If you're the wildest, the mildest, cleverest child,
If you're the strongest, longest, never been wrong,
If you're the latest, the greatest, then you can state,
That you're a record breaker, you're a record maker,
You're a record breaker.

Jetset · Post by **Jetset** » 27 Apr 2006, 22:20

:shock:

Oh man that is serious s#@t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VEGAS · Post by **VEGAS** » 27 Apr 2006, 22:24

Hey, I don't think Mr Russell is talking to us Jetty! :sad:

Post by **Garry Russell** » 27 Apr 2006, 22:29

I am

And just to show willing

If there are any 748 paints you would like to see just let me know

So I can cross them off my list :nahnah:

Garry

Jetset · Post by **Jetset** » 27 Apr 2006, 22:30

Classic British Flight Sim

SUNDAY 30th APRIL at 1200HRS (BST) RECORD ATTEMPT HERE

Could we have beaten the record?