If women were football teams..........

andy · Post by **andy** » 03 May 2006, 16:52

If women were football teams............

Fulham - Charlotte Church: Proof that money can't buy you class. But could look more attractive if
the Welsh bloke was given the elbow.

Birmingham - Pamela Anderson: Used to look good in the cups but now a declining force. Plus
millions of people watched them get a good seeing to.

Wigan - Davina McCall: Poor attendances confirm they've been promoted above their ability.

Portsmouth - Girls Aloud: Only one real class act among the hastily assembled line-up. You
shouldn't like them but admit it, you've sneaked the occasional admiring glance.

Sunderland - Kerry Katona: Once the people's favourite but now an embarrassment. Fun while it
lasted - now disappear from where you came, please.

Spurs - Keira Knightley: Undeniably easy on the eye with an attractive English spine. And proof that
two little ones up front needn't be a drawback.

Everton - Dannii Minogue: The poor relation to the more glamorous sibling. Can anyone remember
when it was they were supposed to be any good?

Arsenal - Jordan: Were more likeable when they weren't packed out with expensive foreign implants.

Newcastle - Jodie Marsh: Impressive front two but embarrassing at the back. Had surgery but need
a lot more work to compete at a higher level.

Aston Villa - Dido: Bland, boring and still trading off the one big hit they had years ago.

Liverpool - Sophie Ellis-Bextor: Individually all the components look great but stick them together
and it just doesn't work.

Chelsea - Rachel Stevens: You'd rather just watch them than listen to all that painful whining.

West Ham - Vicky Pollard: Nothing more needs saying as a teams fans speak for themselves -
Chav's in Chav's clothing

Bolton - Clare Balding: You wouldn't. Not even if they were the last team on earth

VEGAS · Post by **VEGAS** » 03 May 2006, 17:17

Quality!

DispatchDragon · Post by **DispatchDragon** » 03 May 2006, 17:44

Oh dear Im getting old - I had to go and google everyone one of those females

Leif

andy · Post by **andy** » 03 May 2006, 17:57

What...................never seen baywatch..............and Pammy???

Oh dear. :think:

AndyG · Post by **AndyG** » 03 May 2006, 18:08

Funny how you can sometimes tell who started a thread without seeing the authors name.

Quality post, almost makes Fulham seem appealing

AndyG

andy · Post by **andy** » 03 May 2006, 18:28

Hmmm..............
I wonder who'd represent Scunthorpe.................

:redface:

VEGAS · Post by **VEGAS** » 03 May 2006, 18:33

andy wrote:Hmmm..............
I wonder who'd represent Scunthorpe................. :redface:

Jade Goody..!

AndyG · Post by **AndyG** » 03 May 2006, 18:43

VEGAS wrote:
andy wrote:Hmmm..............
I wonder who'd represent Scunthorpe................. :redface:
Jade Goody..!

No, she's Millwall personified

No mention of the teams from Mancunia; a little local bias Steve?

AndyG

andy · Post by **andy** » 03 May 2006, 18:51

AndyG wrote:
No mention of the teams from Mancunia; a little local bias Steve?

AndyG

Now now, Andy. You know it would have to be Gladys Althorp.......

AndyG · Post by **AndyG** » 03 May 2006, 18:59

andy wrote:
AndyG wrote:
No mention of the teams from Mancunia; a little local bias Steve?

AndyG
Now now, Andy. You know it would have to be Gladys Althorp.......

Not Nora Batty then! And I don't know why you're picking on Fulham, who needs class with such an outstanding pair upfront? :redface:

AndyG