Couple on a train

Post by **DaveG** » 03 May 2006, 20:21

A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own f***ing blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted and fell asleep

Dyl Roberts · Post by **Dyl Roberts** » 03 May 2006, 20:35

Post by **TSR2** » 03 May 2006, 20:41

:dance:

Avant-Garde-Aclue · Post by **Avant-Garde-Aclue** » 03 May 2006, 20:50

Brilliant!

Vulcan_to_the_Sky! · Post by **Vulcan_to_the_Sky!** » 04 May 2006, 10:49