A George W. Bush StoryGeorge W. Bush went to a secondary
school to talk to the kids.
After his talk he offered some question time.
One little boy raised his hand and George asked
him his name."Stanley," responded the little boy.
"And what is your question, Stanley?"
"I have 4 questions:
1. Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
2. Why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
3. Whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
4. Why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all
Americans don't have health insurance?"
Just then, the bell rang for recess. George Bush informed the
kiddies that they would continue after the recess.
When they resumed George said, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's
right,question time. Who has a question?"Another little boy raised
his hand. George pointed to him and asked him his name.
"Steve," he responded.
And what is your question, Steve?"
"Actually, I have 6 questions:
1. Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
2. Why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
3. Whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
4. Why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all
Americans don't have health insurance?
5. Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
6. What happened to Stanley?"
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Graham
And one for our American friends
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