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Filonian
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This will make you feel a lot smarter

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(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not
live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"

--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest .

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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

--Mariah Carey

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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
important part of your life,"

--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign

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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
--Winston Bennett,

University of Kentucky basketball forward.

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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the
lowest crime rates in the country,"

--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC

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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death
by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"

--A congressional candidate in Texas.

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"Half this game is ninety percent mental."

--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

--Al Gore, Vice President

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"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."

--Dan Quayle

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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need ?"

--Lee Iacocca

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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.

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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude
certain types of people."

--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.

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"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."

--Keppel Enderbery

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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective
March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."

--Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina

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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack
in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their
heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when
they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

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Kevin Farnell
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Post by Kevin Farnell »

Thanks Graham

I'm worried... very.. very.. worried :worried: .

Kevin

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Nigel H-J
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Post by Nigel H-J »

I know we all do it sometimes but not on many occassions but perhaps once or twice maybe ,at least I don't think I do it but then again, come to think of it, once in a while I'll say something that I know what I mean't to it to mean but to others it doesn't really mean anything to them in the way that I mean it, if you know what I mean??!!....................... :doh:

Really, you've got to wonder haven't you??!!! :doh: :doh: :lol: :lol:
I used to be an optimist but with age I am now a grumpy old pessimist.

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Post by Keith Jones »

Nigel H-J wrote:I know we all do it sometimes but not on many occassions but perhaps once or twice maybe ,at least I don't think I do it but then again, come to think of it, once in a while I'll say something that I know what I mean't to it to mean but to others it doesn't really mean anything to them in the way that I mean it, if you know what I mean??!!
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Post by Garry Russell »

Just noticed

That last one from Marks S, Fowler seems to have a picture from the Eastenders TV series. :k:

Maybe a case of an automatic call in of a pic of "Mark Fowler" :lol:

Or perhaps I'm seeing things :think:

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