He brings the truck to a standstill, rolls down the window, and asks the little man what's wrong.
"I'm yellow, I'm from Venus, I'm gay and I'm hungry", sobs the little man.
"Well", says the truckie, "I can offer you a cheese sandwich, but that's as much as I can do".
He passes a sandwich to the little man and drives off.
A bit later he has to stop again, because there's a little red man the middle of the road, crying.
So he comes to a halt, rolls down the window and a bit more impatiently - asks the little man what the matter is.
"I'm red, I'm from Mars, I'm gay and I'm thirsty", the little man bawls.
So the truckie says, "I can offer you a can of Coke, but that's as much as can do."
He hands a tin of Coke down to the little man and drives off.
A little further on, the trucker spots a little blue man in the middle of the road.
Really annoyed now, he stops, rolls down the window and snaps
"Yes, you silly little blue queer, what f*cking planet are you from and what do you want?"
And the little blue man answers, "Your driver's license, please..."
A big boy from Oz made me post it.
