The new NHS

[Filonian]

This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you
have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing!.

There's nothing worse than a receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of
other patients. Many of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist said,
"Hello, sir. Can you please tell me why you're here to see the doctor today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say
things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The receptionist replied, "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should
have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the
doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could
embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong
with your ear, sir?"

"I can't pee out of it," he replied.






Graham

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

[Techy111]

LOL oh how very true.......I love it.....

Tony

[airboatr]

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:gigle: Nice one


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