Why are wedding dresses white?

[Filonian]

IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY BRAVE MAN WHO WROTE THIS!!!!!!
IT'S EVEN A BRAVER ONE WHO FORWARDS IT !!!!!!!


Son asked his mother the following question:


'Mum, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies,

'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'


The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,


'Son, all household appliances come in white.'




Graham

[airboatr]

right so the moral to the story is.....
why buy a refrigerator
when you can drink the milk for free?

[Keith Jones]

IT'S EVEN A BRAVER ONE WHO FORWARDS IT !!!!!!!

That's not me, then! I just daren't send it.

It is good, though.

[DanKH]

LOL...

My wife liked it... but luckily she also have a good sense of humour!

[VEGAS]

My missus just laughed and told me to put the kettle on... :-(

[Filonian]

My missus just laughed and told me to put the kettle on... :-(

Nice to see who wears the trousers.

Graham

[airboatr]

Nice to see who wears the trousers.Graham

A quick Story about that little fact of life

years ago selling tools and sundries
I sold a tool to a guy on a tuesday I think, he didn;t have the money but said he could pay on Friday
"no problem" I says (I knew him pretty well so no problem)
friday comes around and I stoppped by his shop to collect
"Well" he says (Dave was his name) "I didn't get to the bank,
Can I pay on Monday , I promise, I just got backed-up today."
I said " well I can take check and I'll hold it till then, No problem"
Dave Says " Well I don;t have a check , my wife has'em"
I said " Dude you gotta straighten that one out , Who's Wearing the Pants?? fer crying out loud :roll: "

He said" Joe , tell ya what happened "
I went home one night thinking about that very issue
SO I said to my wife "Honey, from now on I'm doing the finances and I took my pants off and threw them
onto the bed and said " But if you can fill those pants then I'll reconsider it"
She said " I can't their to big"
He said "that's exactly right"
She' said "FINE! and went to the dresser drawers and took out a pair of her Panties and threw tem on my pants,
But ,you'll have to get into those before I turn the check book over to you"
Dave said " I can't their too small.......
then Dave looked at me with <The ten mile stare> on his face and said

and then she tells me I wasn't getting into them until I changes my attitude either..... :-(

ain't life a beach.....