Viagra

[Filonian]

Woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs for
breakfast? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?"

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's
this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my
appetite."

At lunchtime she again asked if he would like something. "How would
you like a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

Again he declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire
for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you
like a juicy porterhouse steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a
rotisserie chicken?"

He declines again. "Naw, still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."



Graham

[DanKH]

It really works then, eh? ;-)

[Filonian]

Sure does Dan, one tablet at night and there is no danger of falling out of bed.


Graham

[Garry Russell]

Sure does Dan, one tablet at night and there is no danger of falling out of bed.


Graham

But then one tends to wake up a little stiff in the morning

Garry

[Filonian]

Graham

[bigred1970]

Q "what happens when you give a Lawyer viagra.

A "he gets taller"

[Filonian]

Graham

[Paul K]

Cambridgeshire police are investigating the theft of a cargo of viagra from a parked truck overnight. A police spokesman said they are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.

[Filonian]

Cambridgeshire police are investigating the theft of a cargo of viagra from a parked truck overnight. A police spokesman said they are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.

They are also looking for the gang which stole all the toilet seats from New Scotland Yard.

A police spokesman has informed the press that, "So far we have nothing to go on!!"

Graham

[Garry Russell]

And a large hole a mysteriously appeared in the canteen floor.

Officers are looking into it

Garry