Ah... Married Life !!!

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Filonian
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Ah... Married Life !!!

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3 women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....
that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style,
stiletto's and a mask over their eyes .

After a few days they meet again......

The engaged girlfriend: "the other night, when my boyfriend came back
home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask.
He saw me he said: "you are the woman of my life, I love you"...
then we made love all night long

The mistress: Ah! me too, the other night I met my lover in the office
and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my
eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say
anything.....but we had wild sex all night

The married one: "the other night I sent the kids to stay at my
mothers for the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super
stilettos and mask over my eyes....my husband comes back from
work, opens the door and says:

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"Alright Batman, what's for dinner?"



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mayagrafix
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Re: Ah... Married Life !!!

Post by mayagrafix »

A good example of what used to be sex, drugs and rock n' roll turning into beer,TV and the ol' lady...

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