This is funny, an old one but a good one.

[Filonian]

> Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who
> was better on the computer. They had been going at it for
> days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the
> bickering.
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> Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had
> enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two
> hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the
> better job.'
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> So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed
> away.
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> They moused.
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> They faxed.
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> They e-mailed.
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> They e-mailed with attachments.
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> They downloaded.
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> They did spreadsheets!
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> They wrote reports.
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> They created labels and cards.
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> They created charts and graphs.
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> They did some genealogy reports
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> They did every job known to man.
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> Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster
> than hell.
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> Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning
> suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain
> poured, and, of course, the power went off..
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> Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse
> word known in the underworld.
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> Jesus just sighed.
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> Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them
> restarted their computers. Satan started searching
> frantically, screaming:
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> 'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost
> everything when the power went out!'
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> Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his
> files from the past two hours of work.
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> Satan observed this and became irate.
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> 'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He
> cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have
> any?'
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> God just shrugged and said,
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> JESUS SAVES !


Graham

[Tarasdad]

That...hurt. That really, really hurt.

[Tako_Kichi]

JESUS SAVES !

Really!?

Which bank does he use?