World's shortest fairytale

Filonian · Post by **Filonian** » 19 Jun 2009, 18:52

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End.

Graham

Post by **DaveB** » 19 Jun 2009, 19:30

I hope he didn't live too far away from his mom.. well, a bloke still needs his laundry doing ;-)

ATB

DaveB :tab:

Tako_Kichi · Post by **Tako_Kichi** » 19 Jun 2009, 20:24

That sounds like me after my divorce (including Dave's comment above).

Tomliner · Post by **Tomliner** » 19 Jun 2009, 21:41

And I bet he could wear his underpants for a week whether they needed changing or not!Bathing and showering-that's for wimps! :dance: .Hang on,SWMBO is nearby.EricT

Buggyman · Post by **Buggyman** » 20 Jun 2009, 14:47

Sounds like my son the rotten, lucky...... At his age I was into my second mist... err marriage.

Honestly, makes you think theres no justice in the world - where did I go wrong??

Allan

Post by **DelP** » 20 Jun 2009, 14:56

Add to that being able to leave old socks all over the bedroom floor until they move out on their own accord and being able to get home from work and put your feet up on the sofa.....whilst still wearing steel toe capped boots..........

Luxury

Derek ;-)

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