Warning -New Scam!!!!

[Filonian]

I must be getting old. I thought I was quite "streetwise", but there's no fool like an old fool, as they say.

Recently I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam whilst out shopping. I simply dropped into Tesco in Scarborough for a bit of shopping and it turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen. Their breasts are almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another store, in my case, Tesco in Bridlington. You agree and they both get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing and both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you and thrusting her breasts in your face, while the other one steals your wallet!

I was unfortunate enough to have my wallet stolen on June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, and 24th. Also three times yesterday in Bridlington.

So Be Warned!

P.S. Tesco have wallets on sale for £1.99 each, but Lidl's are £1.75 and look better



Graham

[DaveB]

That's a cracker

ATB

DaveB :tab:

[Garry Russell]

Garry

[Seaking]

Now that a corker.

[Nigel H-J]

Hey Graham, what time did you go there?

Nigel.

[nigelb]

I will be sure to be on the lookout for any signs of that scam on this side of the pond!

Nigel²

[DaveB]

I've hung about outside Tesco in Didcot for a week now and nothing has happened. What am I doing wrong??

ATB

DaveB :tab:

[Filonian]

I've hung about outside Tesco in Didcot for a week now and nothing has happened. What am I doing wrong??

ATB

DaveB :tab:

Possibly?
Old Sailors never die... they just smell that way!!

Graham

[DaveB]

Well.. you have a point but I've found the scam slightly different down here. Went back to the car and there is was gone

ATB

DaveB :tab:

[Filonian]

Well.. you have a point but I've found the scam slightly different down here. Went back to the car and there is was gone

ATB

DaveB :tab:

:roll:


Graham