Blonde Neighbour

[Filonian]

The other day my neighbour, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy!

I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, "what the heck", and I starting jumping up and down along with her.

She said, "I have some really great news!"

I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."

She stopped jumping and told me that she was pregnant.

I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great, I couldn't be happier for you!"

Then she said, "Wait, there's more."

I asked, "What do you mean there's more?"

She said, "Well, we're not having just one baby,we're going to have TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.

She said.....

"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and they actually had home pregnancy tests in a
TWIN-pack. And both tests came out positive!"


Graham

[Garry Russell]

Now that is typical female logic

Garry

[Tako_Kichi]

ROFLMAO 'cus I know a girl who would come out with something like that....and she's blonde too!