Big Cat Sightings

[Fodda]

Oh the classic Father Ted...

"These are small... Those are far away..."

ROFL! One of the best gags in the history of comedy, and done so very well.

[Nigel H-J]

Think this discussion has been full of crap!!

Nigel.

[Techy111]

Keep taking those Meds Ian....

Stories like this are a load of shite.....

Tony

[speedbird591]

There's an amusing postscript to this story. Having identified the leopard droppings as badger, I quietly deposited them in the wheelie bin and no further mention of it was made within Speedbird Mansions (as instructed!).

This morning I noticed the cats in the garden having a territorial stand-off with something in the hedge. I watched them for a couple of minutes expecting it to be another cat, but b*gger me if a badger didn't poke it's head out! Naturally it had disappeared by the time I'd found a camera.

So I wonder if my analysis of the droppings was correct and all the badgers in the area are heading round here to raid my wheelie bin

It's all getting out of hand

Ian

[airboatr]

It's all getting out of hand

Ian

... well that stuff is better left on the ground . or in wheely bin .. whatever the heck that is

[speedbird591]

... or in wheely bin .. whatever the heck that is

Hmmm. What shall we call it, Joe? Trash can with wheels? Domestic dumpster? Anyway, it's where we put non-recyclable waste - and yes, you're right, it's not the correct place for badger shit. I'll have to retrieve it and place it somewhere where it can biodegrade.

On the other hand, if it's upsetting the local badgers, I suppose I'm going to have to put it into my backpack and cycle it back to where I found it This is getting very silly

Ian

[forthbridge]

Oh dear.. the Wiltshire wildlife balance getting thrown to the wind through the meanderings of the Speedbike.....

[airboatr]

Edited:
I decided not to badger you with sh1t humor.