Here's a couple for ya

[airboatr]

Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?

Not really. It will just seem longer.




Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.

Tell me about your problem.

I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!




Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.

Tell him I can't see him now

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A patient walks into a doctor's office.

Doctor, people ignore me.





















Next!

[Garry Russell]

"Doctor.........I'm shrinking and I'm getting smaller every day...what can I do!!??."


"Sorry but you're just going to have to learn to be a little patient"

[Tomliner]

'doctor I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains'


Dont worry,just pull yourself together. EricT

[FlyTexas]

Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office".
Doctor: "Turn him around, make it look like he was walking in."

Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner...."

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.


Brian

[emfrat]

Doctor,Doctor, I'm at death's door!!
Don't worry, sir, we'll pull you through...

MikeW

[airboatr]

a redhead tells the doctor "No matter where I toutch it hurts.

Well, take off all your cloths and just let me have a loook.

upon examining her he says > Your not a natural redhead are you?

No,


Dear, I think your problem is you have a broken finger.

[bobdawkins]

what do you call a red headed lady of the night



orange pay as you go

[Fodda]

Doctor: You seem to have a steering wheel stuffed down your pants.
Man: I know. It's driving me nuts.



Doctor: You're suffering from Tom Jones syndrome.
Man: Is that rare?
Doctor: It's not unusual.