A husband and wife are shopping in their local Asda. The husband picks up a case of Carling and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only £10 for 24 cans,' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Carling and it's half the price.'
On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.'
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Wive's never like the truth do they
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I've never felt so frustrated....... died so frequently/spectacularly/or needlessly....... yet had so much fun, in a long time.
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... good to see you posting the daily funnies again GrahamRe: Husband Down...
Typical!Nigel²
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Another thing I can use to scandalise the Woman!
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Why is it that women have such a hard time understanding logic? 
Brian
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oh I don't know Brain .... 
... why is it he whole of their body can be warm and their a$$ feel like an ice cube
... why is it he whole of their body can be warm and their a$$ feel like an ice cube