Blind Man..

[Filonian]

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction
of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door
of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.

In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?",
calls one of the nuns.

"The Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and deciding that no harm can come
from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice boobs," says the man, "where do you want the blinds?"



Graham

[Paul K]

[fran65]

[JimCooper]

Reminds me of a true story when I lived in the north of Scotland there was a Venetian Blind installer who had a sign on the back of his van that said

Caution this van is being driven by a Blind Man

[Garry Russell]

That's a blinder

[emfrat]

You will need to read this with a Scottish(Clydeside) accent...
When I was small, a landmark on the way to Glasgow Central was a big advert painted on the end wall of a tenement block.
It read:
"H. Blun
Optician"

Hope you see what I mean

Cheers
MikeW